Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 18, 2018

leather dick

The impervious dick

Girl: "I have the clap"
Boy: "it's cool, I have a leather dick"

by Snowflakediver April 17, 2016

Leather bagger

One who has sex with old men

Stacy is such a leather bagger

by Turtlemanguywithdogsandacat July 08, 2018

Leather Rose

A leather rose is a synonym for an anus.

The woman moaned as her partner passionately performed fellatio on her leather rose.

by Mercom February 27, 2022

hell for leather

to get jacked off with extreme ferocity

Puggy McTerrible was going hell for leather and I couldn't quite believe my luck

by pugsymalone December 22, 2011