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Erection Killer

Any situation that immediately kills ones desire to have sex.
Bob: "Hey Tim have you met John's sister yet?"
Tim; "No."
Bob; "She looks like John with tits"
Tim; "Ugh!"
Bob; " Yep she's a real erection killer."

The names in this story were changed to protect the guilty. It's based on an real conversation that happened many years ago.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter March 8, 2012
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The Helen Keller Song

A randy drunk-guy song with the same melody as "Yankee Doodle Dandy" depicting Helen Keller riding on a pony into town, putting a feather in her hat and calling it "habawoney".
I like Elizabeth a lot more when she isn't downing the tequila and singing The Helen Keller Song all the live long day.
by babstrei February 6, 2010
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flow killer

An object, typically a person, that ruins (kills) the mood of those around it.
Often is awkward and doesn't have much self-confidence nor "swag".
Creates an uneasy environment to be in.
Typically does not mesh well with the opposite sex, quite the opposite, actually.
Always making comments that completely throw off everyone's groove.
Party tonight out with the guys going hard, please don't invite flow killer.
by Sick of flow killers December 10, 2010
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dirty kyler

When your friend has to stick their fingers up your anus to pull out the stuck poop due to crippling constipation.
"Come over here and give me a dirty Kyler so we can leave this rest area."
by Yaboy681 April 20, 2020
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killer rack

Cleavage that will hypnotize all straight men, and maybe a few gay men. A phrase used by Will and Grace's Karen Walker.
I have a killer rack.

I hypnotized him with my killer rack.
by AnastasiaBeaverhausen72 April 25, 2006
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Helen Keller Handjob

1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad
Kelly gave travis a helen keller handjob one time and it almost gave him a rash it hurt so bad
by Brian M. and Travis W. October 19, 2008
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status killer

A less popular person commenting on somebody's status causing an end to any conversation going on in the status.
Keith: My status was going awesome then Donald commented on it

Bernard: he is such a status killer
by diago carl sanchezzio October 15, 2009
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