Kyle

Tall, skinny, stupid. Holds his phone too close to his face. Doesn't do work. Didn't or won't go to collage, and has lots of warts. If u know a guy named Kyle, stay away unless you want to have warts. Also addicted to people named Jack, and want to live with them. STAY AWAY!!!

"Whats that nasty smell?"
"Oh it's just Kyle!"

by Fatboy6969 October 1, 2019

Kyle

the soul embodiment of god himself. destroying anyone in his path one by one. the most important, smart, fit person you will ever meet. he can destroy a whole content with the snap of his finger. “god who?” - kyle spanish 2019

Alex: yo jacob.

Jacob: yeah?
Alex: does it ever worry you or keep you up at night that everything, all of humanity’s hard work could just be wiped out in a nano second. just from the snap of kyle spanish’s fingers.

jacob: um...no?
Alex: oh okay.

by blexbharette March 24, 2019

Kyle

a hoe

kyle is a dirty hoe

by Bugggie October 2, 2019

Kyle

A complete dipshit. He is a fuckboy and breaks girls hearts with feeling no remorse. He thinks he is everything but all he is is a steaming pile of cow shit with no heart.

Fuck you Kyle you’re a piece of shit

by XxbitchassxX August 18, 2020

kyle

is a very kind and handsome man, but usually falls in love with people with the first letter T and has lots of friends

look at kyle, he's always talking to t______

by babans April 26, 2019

Kyle

The best person you will ever meet, so sweet and so kind everything he does makes you smile, makes you laugh like you’ve never laughed before, makes the best boyfriend and you fall in love with him immediately, very cute and is very funny

Girl 1- you have a boyfriend?
Girl 2- yes it’s Kyle he’s fucking amazing

by Simp_1 April 25, 2021

Kyle

Kyle drinks Monster Energy, punches holes in drywall, still plays Black Ops II even though it is 2019, hates his dad, rides a Razor scooter even though he is 17, probably has a criminal record and wears a Monster Energy snapback.

Mom: Kyle we are going to see dad in the hospital
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)

by Gekyume Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy June 19, 2019