The classic blonde douchebag that chugs monster energy drinks, will die for his frat brothers, wears white polos with palm trees on them with pink shorts that fall at either 4 inches above the knee or halfway down the shin and birks, sings Acapella, says he listens to country music to try to impress girls with his down to earth nature and emotional capacity to love a girl even though he doesn't even know who Luke Combs is, and is a no ball-having bitch.
Four-year-old daughter trying to enjoy her time at Disneyland: Mommy, who is that man over there that looks completely tuned out of reality, singing to himself?
Mommy: Oh honey, that is just a Kyle. Don't worry about him right now, but in 14 years just be prepared to encounter 12,563 of them trying to steal ur heart even though they're just empty hearted-pussy-douchebags.
Four-year-old daughter: Yeah mommy, I can see his thong from here.
Mommy: Oh honey, that is just a Kyle. Don't worry about him right now, but in 14 years just be prepared to encounter 12,563 of them trying to steal ur heart even though they're just empty hearted-pussy-douchebags.
Four-year-old daughter: Yeah mommy, I can see his thong from here.
by HaterofallKyles July 10, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.A Kyle is a guy who goes to the bar alone picking fights with everyone after his big motocross tournament and goes home drunk and pissed off. not long after that he beats his wife. A fully grown Kyle is about 6'3 in height, skinny muscular body type and punches holes in walls. he loves meth and monster energy which is why he is way to fucking aggressive.
Person 1: Oh no! crackhead Kyle is beating his wife again.
Person 2: Oh god! to much monster and meth i guess...
Person 2: Oh god! to much monster and meth i guess...
by User015 July 16, 2019
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by TheMostAntiFurryBoiEva July 22, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.Kyle is someone who lives off of Monster Energy drinks and loves getting jacked up on Fireball and Monster Energy mixed together. He skate boards, rides dirt bikes and quads, and thinks he’s a natural badass. He has no job and usually does graffiti for money. Kyles are normally seen at the Monster Energy headquarters.
by dawsonwalker316 July 24, 2019
Get the Kyle mug.Kyle is the most popular person you’ve ever met. But he’s definitely not the kindest. Kyle is the kind of guy who plays sports in his free time. And plays around with his jack ass friends. Kyle always has special treatment from people. Team members, friends, teachers, etc. Kyle is a charmer. Kyle is loved but also hated. Kyle has been claimed to have “an infectious smile.” But really his neck is just bigger than his head. Kyle is friends with all the thots in the school and will lead you on to get what he wants.
Dylan: Yo, Kyle.
Kyle: What’s up, stupid?
-They throw invisible basketballs at each other-
Me: Assholes
Kyle: What’s up, stupid?
-They throw invisible basketballs at each other-
Me: Assholes
by Sndklenrm July 31, 2019
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Get the Kyle mug.Kyle is a male that most likely is blonde, drinks Monster and replies with the driest comments and phrases like “oof” and “tuff”
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