Kyle

An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:

Person 1: do you know Kyle
Person 2: yea his the animeseuxal one that doesnt ever sleep

by Lucqky August 18, 2021

Kyle

Best plant dad in the world. Super swag. He’s confident and ambitious. Pretty cute too. Would NEVER ghost you. Big wine guy. Grandmas love him. Dogs love him. Everyone loves him. He’ll never let your pretty little hands touch the bill #gentleman Only downfall is not only will he cry over spilt milk, he may die because of it

Who’s that? Oh that’s the president of the debate team, Kyle!

by swagplantboy December 21, 2022

Kyle

GAMER
MONSTER ENERGY
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
DRYWALL

KYLE GAMER

by YumYim October 28, 2019

Kyle

Drinks monster like water. A pure sigma male who has no fear. Drives a ridiculously large truck that is also very loud. Gets all the girls and is a certified chick magnet. Loves monster trucks, motorsports like Nascar, offroad derby's, and X games. Favorite hobby is punching drywall.

"My main bro Kyle man, how's it hanging?"

*headbutts forehead into drywall while chugging a monster*

"HEY BROSKI, WHAT'S HAPPENING? WANNA DO SOMETHING EXTREME? "

by Mrcrazydude January 8, 2022

Kyle

Kyle is someone who lives off of Monster Energy drinks and loves getting jacked up on Fireball and Monster Energy mixed together. He skate boards, rides dirt bikes and quads, and thinks he’s a natural badass. He has no job and usually does graffiti for money. Kyles are normally seen at the Monster Energy headquarters.

Did you see that guy shot gunning a Monster Energy? His name must’ve been Kyle.

by dawsonwalker316 July 24, 2019

Kyle

A nice, quiet guy who goes completely bonkers when exposed to Monster Energy

Nolan: Hey Kyle, whats going o—
Kyle: UNLEASH THE BEAST MOTHERFUCKER

by eforce222 June 6, 2019

Kyle

That one guy who vapes every 5 seconds. He's drywalls number one enemy and has almost had a heart attack every day of his life from drinking monster energy.

Bro how has Kyle not died yet he drinks so much monster

by Kyle_Monsterdestroyer May 21, 2019