Blp kosher

A aspiring Jewish rapper who actually makes good music

BRO BLP KOSHER IS SO FIRE🔥🔥

by msx6942390 February 25, 2024

Sera Kesera

energetic, chronic yapper with scuff wifi

The wifi is so bad, it's like Sera Kesera's dorm

by yapbro April 29, 2024

Varsovian Kosher Shashlik

A sexual position that includes a Jewish girl getting spitroasted by a German and a Polish guy.

We gave our common friend a Varsovian Kosher Shashlik in order to strengthen our bond and celebrate our friendship. I love diversity.

by Ligmabalzz January 18, 2025

Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon

The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.

Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."

by igm30001 January 25, 2017

Kind Khristan Konservative

Conservatives who pretend to be caring and concerned individuals while simultaneously justifying the abuse of any minorities that happen to cross their radar

It's so Christlike how those Kind Khristan Konservatives justified shooting that unarmed black guy in the back while he was trying to get that Guatemalan toddler out of that cage

by MURICA F YEAH June 25, 2018

mr. kyser

A math teacher

Mr. Kyser is a math teacher

by Vcfhnhfc May 2, 2018