Kirk hamilton

world greatest pimp that loves his girlfriend ariana very much. Never be afraid to express your feelings or this may effect the beast and cause him to eat uncontrollably

"Kirk, i dont love you"
"shut up yea you do. silly ho"
"your right i do love you"

by Pookie April 21, 2005

Kirked

To get shot in the neck

Charlie just got kirked

by Nachoszs September 11, 2025

Ash Kirk

A name given to a girl who could be a boy 🧐

Damn Zak that gal over there she’s definitely an Ash Kirk

That girl had a piece of meat swinging between hers legs, she defs an Ash Kirk

by TheTeflonDon April 24, 2020

Kirked

To be assassinated or murdered

“Man did you hear about Charlie? He just got kirked!”

by Fems916 September 11, 2025

A Kim or a Kirk

A family member that has lost their way; that is no longer adhering to the values taught at the kitchen table; that is not living by those values or being a supporting member of the family

My sister in law is being A Kim or a Kirk. She won't even listen to my truth or be there for me as family should be.

by Homo on the Range May 6, 2024

Kirk

"neck", Oral sex, head, blow job

sexual activity in which the genitals of one partner are stimulated by the mouth or throat

Named after Charlie Kirk, who was famously shot in the neck

I took Melissa home with me last night. She gave me some Kirk.

by Kirking-It September 12, 2025

Kirk Crappins

Kirk Crappins is said in affection for our dear and outstanding quarterback, Kirk Cousins.

Kirk Crappins has just thrown a pick-six. Uh oh!

by Purplenado March 6, 2023