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Crate Kicker

Someone that purposely goes out of their way to make another feel like they have no reason to be here.
It would be quicker to hire a crate kicker.
You can count on me to kick your crate mate!
When in doubt kick a crate out!
Mate have you tried the crate fish?
Life can be great if you just kick a crate.
Who needs mates when you can kick crates!
Crate's R Us.
Come down to your local rec centre to get lessons in crate kicking.
When your feeling low give us a call we will kick that crate from under you no questions asked.
Hire a mate to kick your crate! But only if you want it!
If you've been getting alot of hate, we'll kick your crate!
by Bootlugger June 23, 2024
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Can Kicker

A racial term for how they play soccer with crushed cans.
Adolf: Look Stalin that can kicker is stealing my hubcaps!

Stalin: I fucking hate living in New York
by eastgermanrapist November 14, 2024
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Neopolitan Knickers

When you take off your birds panties to see that she has three colours, red,yellow and brown, the same colours of the ice cream..
Tracey love what's going on, your knickers are the same colour as neopolitan ice cream, you have some manky neopolitan knickers there love..
by ukbiggz July 21, 2025
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The Face Kicker

The face kicker is a shot of alcohol with a bump of ketamine in it. The k and booze mix in the stomach and hit so hard its like being kicked in the face
Adam is doing the face kicker again. I'm surprised he can still stand
by ekul merlini February 24, 2008
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flip the kicker

The act of licking a males left anus while hanging upside down. Better when the male claps the cheeks while the female performs
Im tired of blowjobs, I think its time to flip the kicker.
I got so arroused flipping his kicker.
by Jeffy Tip May 19, 2014
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sarah's knickers

sarah's knickers should have their own yoghurt advert made by mmmmmmm Danone.
Proper 2 week old crusty skids that need a good go on a cheese grater before putting them on a boil wash.
Can also be found waving out of a featherbed lane flat window to keep her tick list from catching up with her.
sarah's knickers should have their own yoghurt advert made by mmmmmmm Danone.
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lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...
by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.
by baglady2713 July 4, 2018
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