bruhitz_kevin

the cute boy on Instagram with this username. also, follow me clove948

bruhitz_kevin is soo cute

by clove948 May 15, 2018

Call me Kevin

That guy that you see everyday yet have never met

I think call me Kevin lives in my phone

by Blameitonjake April 7, 2021

Kevin

Kevin happens to be a cutie, and he wants to annoy you often whenether you see him.. so he holds your hand. Known for being nice for most of the time, & you'll like/love him!

Random Girl: Hey did you see Kevin lately; I want to talk to him.
Kevin's Friend: Yeahhhh, he's down the hallway, but be careful. He'll hold your hand later.

Random Girl: Ok! *thinks: YAY! :D*

by TwinkWinkThatDude June 20, 2011

Kevin Walker

A janitor at Valve Inc. game studios, often confused with Robin Walker, a beloved programmer of the same place of employment. He was first delivered to fame by the Team Fortress 2 podcast "KritzKast".

"Yo, Kev! Kevlar Keino! Nothin' gets through the wall of Kevlar Kevin Walker!"
"So, Mr. Kevin Walker, can you tell us about the direction TF2's gonna be taking?"

by elpam October 27, 2009

kevin

kevin is a thicc bitch with melanin. actually a midget but acts like he is tall. he walks around like he’s the shit and in fact he is. if you don’t like kevin get up out of my trap house!!!! handsome and cute but gets mad easily like kulan black king sit down. BIG DICK AND BIG DICK ENERGY. just wanna suck his dick tbh. he’s a bit gay but no gay shit bruh he just homie-sexual
#asianexcellence

a: woah kevin is so cute and handsome he’s in my mind when i listen to frank ocean but he doesn’t love me and that’s okay :(

p: SHUT YO bitchass up before i beat yo ass nigga hes a pussy ass bitch gay ass self ugly as shit nobody likes him he smells like dog sweat mf never showers hes fucking useless-

by cashcarti 🤴🏿 January 8, 2020

Dirty Kevin

one of the hottest men from camp camp hes so attractive like wowza

I love Dirty Kevin, he’s so hot.

by davidthetreeboy June 21, 2021

Kevin Rudd

Also referring to the incompetent Prime Minister of Australia, 'Kevin Rudd' is Australian Rhyming Slang for "Dud"

She Said: "I finally dumped that creep I met at Frostbites, told him not to call me anymore on account of him being a complete tosser and turning Australia into a nanny state where the internet is slow, the economy is shot and kids get drunk off metho because the alcopos are too expensive."

They Said: "Good for you, he was a complete Kevin Rudd."

by pseudoecho March 19, 2009