kentucky weather

Chaotic

Wednesday: high of -16
Thursday: high of 800

Why, Billy, ain’t that just some Kentucky weather

by yeeyeeyeezys June 14, 2019

Kentucky Bacon

A hot, red butt created from being spanked multiple times with a frying pan

I made her ass into some Kentucky bacon!

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

kentucky plug

When you put a plug of tobacco in and you use the chew spit as lube during sex.

Oh yeah I have her the ole Kentucky plug last night..

by JuciYpoonslayer69 May 20, 2021

Kentucky Sundae

When a girl, lathered in BBQ sauce, gets bukakked by a bunch of dudes standing around a grill, shooting the shit, while shooting the girl with jizz. Add a nice slab of raw meat for the "cherry on top."

Is that Janice? I heard she went over to the Peterman's for a nice Kentucky Sundae.

by Krumm352 August 17, 2017

Kentucky Chutney

The substance that can be found on a drumstick after you pull it out of your sibling’s asshole once you have coomed in it.

After a night of drinking and impregnating their sister, Squirrel spilled the gravy while his brother Braxton gave him the Kentucky Chutney in their single-wide.

by Herpderpity March 17, 2023

Kentucky Blowtorch

When a male is on all fours, the girl is eating his anus while giving him a reacharound. When he is about to ejaculate, the girl sticks her tongue through the sphincter, into the anus, causing an explosive orgasm that could cut through metal.

The prisoner used a Kentucky Blowtorch to escape his cell door.

by The Clam Dunk July 12, 2015

kentucky plug

A sexual position involving the use of a croquet mallet, midget, and a demolition ranch T-shirt.

"Oh man I heard you got a Kentucky plug last night."
"Yeah, after your legs go numb its pretty awesome."

by Techpriest May 20, 2021