The act of farting while performing a reverse titfuck (where the man's butt is over the woman's face). Named for the sweet scent of the Midwest.
by Meat Helmet 6 March 08, 2016
The act of shitting into a used condom, placing it into the freezer to solidify, and using it as a dildo
Charlene and I bumped uglies last night after I had Taco Bell so she could have a Kansas City Swiss Roll tomorrow.
by the dude with crocs April 13, 2021
the sexual act of places a de-flated beachball in some ones asshole and proceding to blow it up up with your mouth all while in kansas city.
ass beachball Jim went to the beach and brought home a beachball so he shoved it up my ass and blew it up. In kansas city beachball
by raper46 June 07, 2010
The Kansas City Quick Step happens when you reach the moment immediately prior to an episode of explosive diarrhea.
by J.Skellington January 18, 2022
A minor league baseball team located in Kansas City, Kansas, playing at CommunityAmerica Ballpark. They are renowned for occasionally being amazingly good one game and amazingly bad the next. Team mascot is Sizzle the Bull. They are renowned for being very economical. The team plays in the American Association of Independent Professional Baseball.
Person 1: Man, wanna go to the Kansas City T-Bones game?
Person 2: Sure, they're cheaper than the Royals, and they sometimes win!
Person 2: Sure, they're cheaper than the Royals, and they sometimes win!
by Lorenzo di Roma August 11, 2012
A threesome with two girls and one guy. The guy is eating out the first girl while the second girl inserts a strap on into the guys anus.
by nic7864 February 23, 2023
Ignorant savages who not only embrace supernatural figures, but who have also determined their youth to become walking retards by limiting their education to the Bible. What a disgrace to science and the human intellect!
Kansas State School Board 1999.
by not an ignoranus July 19, 2010