Kirked

When you’re fucking a girl’s brains out, pull out before you blast, and spray your cum all over the girls neck, specifically her left.

Dan: Yo. I met the freakiest torta last night.

Kyle: Freaky? What made her such a dick addict?
Dan: I Kirked all over that hoe and she creamed all over my brand new bedsheets.

by Denimhandjob67 September 12, 2025

Kirked

When you get killed immediately after saying the dumbest, most disingenuous thing ever.

“You hear about how Jake said Mexicans are responsible for inflation and then got hit by a bus?”

“Oh yeah! He got Kirked for sure!”

by GratefulPrankster September 12, 2025

Kirk

To destroy the jugular vein with a sniper round.

Oh my God, did you see what happened? He just got *Kirked*

by Charlie Kirk September 12, 2025

Kirk out

To succumb and finally lean left

Whilst in the thick of the debate, the opposition kirked out.

“Yo, you gonna protest this week!”
“Yea! Ima Kirk out!”

by Donkeykingg September 12, 2025

Kirk

“neck”, Oral sex, head, blow job

sexual activity in which the genitals of one partner are stimulated by the mouth or throat

I took Melissa home with me last night. She gave me some Kirk.

by Kirking-It September 12, 2025

Kirk

"neck", Oral sex, head, blow job

sexual activity in which the genitals of one partner are stimulated by the mouth or throat

Named after Charlie Kirk, who was famously shot in the neck

I took Melissa home with me last night. She gave me some Kirk.

by Kirking-It September 12, 2025

Kirked

When a fascist gets there comeuppance.

or

Someone who was hit in the neck

" See what happened to Mussolini?" " Yeah man! They kirked him.

"I hope that Nazi gets kirked.

by Based McLovin September 12, 2025