Tom Kirk 

Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.

Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.

Tom Kirk by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019

Ash Kirk 

A name given to a girl who could be a boy 🧐

Damn Zak that gal over there she’s definitely an Ash Kirk

That girl had a piece of meat swinging between hers legs, she defs an Ash Kirk

Ash Kirk by TheTeflonDon April 24, 2020

Matt Kirk 

Special

That guy is such a Matt Kirk

Matt Kirk by blackhammer9555 March 23, 2022

Sexy Kirk

When megan kirk smokes a vape into a creepy man called jaydens anus and refills the vape with jaydens seamen and smokes it.

I heard megan did her signature sex style, sexy kirk!

Sexy Kirk by NIGGAfromCHINA April 20, 2022

Ollie Kirk 

Sexy Sporty Fat dick man, 12 incher kindergarten defeater. He can steal any girl he wants and get any he likes.

Your very Ollie Kirky

Ollie Kirk by SuperIdolDeShao March 27, 2023

Kinky Kirk

A 7 foot giant that adores a bit of catheter play.

Loves a iced coffee, but only if its a FUIC or international blend.

Old mate is a bit of a kinky kirk

Kinky Kirk by JustOneOfTheBoyz June 12, 2023

No kirk 

Used to dismiss someone who is being an utter fool

“It’s really hard to care when you are someone as sigma as me.”
“Ok, No Kirk, matt “

No kirk by Charius38 May 18, 2024