Jodie Whittake

First and ever female incarnation of the Doctor

Dude 1: Did you see whos the new Doctor?
Dude 2: No
Dude 1: Jodie Whittake a female.
Dude 2: OMG THEY RUINED THE SHOOW!!!!!!!

by ddMa July 18, 2017

Jodie Foster

She is a beautiful woman and a very intelligent woman. She carries herself well. Her smile is unexplainably adorable.

Did you hear about Jodie Foster?
Yeah, she is hella hot and looks so young despite her age?! How?! Is she an angel!?

by t00c00lforscho00l July 22, 2022

Dirty Jodie

when a girl farts and then shits on your bed and rolls around in it, she then jumps at the wall in numerous shapes to leave silhouettes of shit on your wall. she then smokes all the batteries in the house and gets too high to breathe and thus forth. dies.

person 1: did you hear about Sally!
person 2: no what happened??
person 1: she suffered a dirty jodie!!

by JizzoLizzo October 1, 2021

doing a jodie

getting so drunk on a saturday night that you might have been anally invaded on the way home... you just cant remember

"Fcuk me saturday night was a blur.. I was proper doing a jodie"

by team 2 February 20, 2008

home-front jody

Is a guy that sneeks in on your girl. While he knows everything that you did wrong in your relationship, from your now ex telling him everything while you were together. He uses thus knowledge to make you look worse than you are, and make him seem like a knight in shinning armor. Inevitably gaining access to the panties. Once a HFJ starts in on her shes gone, move on. Though its near impossible to get her back it can be done. You have the decision to make, can you trust her again or not. A real woman will not be taken away by a HFJ, they will stay and work it out. Home-front jodys are scum of the earth and are not real men. Most of them are pussies that only want one thing and thats that good good you had at one point. Dont waste to much on them, chances are they will not keep her long, and wont meet you anywhere to hash it out like a man should do. In fact the only thing they will do besides previously stated is get her to treat you like shit and make you feel like you did something wrong. Dont worry if a HFJ steals your girl cause there are better females out there and you dont need a ratchet like her anyway.

Frank: Yo, my girl has this friend that's a guy. They talk a lot but she swears it's only a friendship.

Bob: Man watch her and maybe dont let them talk as much, sounds like a Home-front Jody to me.

Frank: Oh shit you think?!?!

Bob: Yeah I'm sure.

A WEEK LATER

Frank: You were right she left me for him. Hes staying at her place now. They even do all the things we didn't. She told me she just couldnt be in a relationship at this point in life!?!

Bob: Did you believe her?

Frank: At first I did, until 2 days later they were kickin it........ Man I hate Grimmey ass Ratchets like both of them!

Bob: Sorry bro I warned ya man. Lets hit the strip club.

by Ankie October 24, 2013

Joddy

a universal word that can be used in place of a noun, verb, or adjective.

1) noun- How about a nice warm cup of joddy.
2) verb- Go over there and give it a little joddy.
3) adjective- I wake up every morning and go joddying before work.

by joddyman February 28, 2010

Jody

To state false facts that sound as though they may be true but after doing extremely basic research, anyone can easily debunk these lies.

Typically accompanied by overconfidence and an innate ability to agree with everything while simultaneously one upping all others participating in the conversation.

Can also be used to describe someone who is vertically challenged and has a Napoleon complex.

"When I was in Africa last month I saw a cheetah that was running at least 90 miles an hour!"
"Google says Cheetahs top out at 75 mph, stop trying to Jody me."

by nothingtoseeherekids December 15, 2017