Joseph Stalin

He killed half of the population so that his country could flourish. He was the original Thanos. He was better though since he didn't need an infinity gauntlet just thousands of labor camps.

Dude, Joseph Stalin is Dank

by xxSumeonexx January 18, 2019

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Josephine

The bestest friend you could ever have. We call her Joey sure it's a boys name but it can be for girls too! Never let Josephine go if you do it would be a BIG mistake!!! Josephine will always help their friends and family they are smart beautiful and most of all their awesome and amazing!

Hot guy 1: hey did you see Josephine?
Hot guy 2: ya she was amazing

Josephine: no I wasn't

Hot guy 1: of course you where I want to become your boyfriend

Josephine: I like you too but I need to take care of my friends their way more important than you, sorry

by -Cristalwolf3650 March 13, 2017

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Josiah

A sexy sweet guy who shows his girl love and affection he never wants his princess to be sad he will make his baby girl feel so special and he spends most of his time thinking about her and he will stay up all night talking to her he is the type of guy that everyone loves but he doesn't care about other girls he cares about his one and only Josiah Is the type of guy you can trust and tell him everything Josiah is also Very athletic he is the type of guy who plays basketball and baseball or even soccer he will try and act like he is the best basketball player in the world but he is not lol, Josiah is also the type of guy that has so much money and will spend every little dollar and his baby girl or on shoes or clothes he has so many friends but when he is around his friends he acts different he loves to have fun and to joke around and he is like the sweetest guy u can ever meet he is so sexy and he has a nice booty and a big dick Josiah is also the type of guy who beeted his meet when he was younger and he still does it just not as much Josiah is also an amazing friend he has a sence of humor and he is truthful and nice and he will listen and if u need a hug he is there for you.....he is also an amazing kisser and he is the best in bed.

Josiah is amazing i think everyone needs a Josiah

by sexy girl and bad bitch March 27, 2015

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Josh Thole

The very very very sexy catcher for the New York Mets.

Person 1: Josh Thole is playing in todays Mets game.
Every girl in New York: OMGGG I have to watch!!!

by Manddda July 26, 2012

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josh hales

A person resembling the typical brown chess player sharing characteristics with a donkey such as extreme stubbornness. A Josh Hales usually will own very sexual clothing such as a man thong and have high levels of leg hair. A Josh Hales is usually part of a secret government agency and fights crime on a regular basis. The key thing to remember about A Josh Hales is that he is not attracted to males or females, his sexual preferences are towards salmon.

Guy 1: That guy totally looks like a pro chess player, i will make sure to stay clear of him in chess club.

Guy 2: I also saw his man thong through his jeans, he must be a Josh Hales

Guy 3: I was thinking that when i saw him getting sexy with a salmon

by The apple core reb October 13, 2013

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joseph smith ( יוסף סמית )

Founder of Mormonism.

Israeli Christians are often adverse to accepting Joseph Smith ( יוסף סמית ) as a Prophet of Yahweh Elohim because "Joseph Smith" in Hebrew ( יוסף סמית ) adds up to 666! Hebrew letters are also numbers.

by Hicab April 19, 2018

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