Jonesied 

A term that describes the mental and/or physical paralysis of an individual after consuming marijuana.

“Want another toke mate?”
“No chance mate I’m absolutely jonesied”

Jonesied by Dankmems69 October 18, 2018

Jones' Law 

If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.

Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring

Jones' Law by RoiceX June 23, 2020

Verga Jones 

The name for anyone who acts like or resembles a "verga" (Latin American word for "cock"). Verga Jones' usually show several signs of extreme douchebaggery. In some countries, however, Verga Jones can be a compliment.

Dude...that guy looks like a penis...total Verga Jones status.

Verga Jones by VergaJones1 June 25, 2010

Craig Jones 

Craig Michael Jones also known as 133, The Silent One, The Killer, or by his number #5, is an American musician, best known as the samplist/keyboardist of the band Slipknot. Born: February 11, 1972 (age 44), Des Moines, IA

Music group: Slipknot (Since 1996)

You see that samplist/keyboardist for slipknot that's Craig Jones

Craig Jones by King Kunta 6 May 25, 2016

Steamin Jones 

When you sit on the toilet to relieve your bowels and it feels so amazing you feel the immediate need to bust a nut.

I went to the bathroom and could not help it I had the steamin Jones

Steamin Jones by Robstewartsucks April 5, 2017

Osmosis Jones 

The sexiest white blood cell on earth

Osmosis Jones is perfect in every way no matter what anyone says

Osmosis Jones by The Hairy Fish February 27, 2020

Phil Jones 

Phil Jones is Phil Jones

Phil Jones: Phil Jones

Phil Jones by Leentey Gang Gang September 7, 2020