fighting water

Beer or other alcoholic beverages that fill the drinker with a passion to engage in fisticuffs with strangers

Two pints of fighting water please barmaid

by gobshite March 5, 2005

basement water

that delicious concoction of mold, dirt, and rainwater that collects in your basement

Hey bro, you want some basement water?
Yeah!

by basementwater May 2, 2019

watering the cricketfield

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.

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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.

Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.

I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.

by gnostic1 September 28, 2012

water ninja

US Navy SEAL

Death by water ninja

by VAW666 January 10, 2009

water garbage

The grimy nasty shit that sometimes leaks out of the garbage bag, the worst kind of garbage. Or just garbage that is really wet. They are both equally bad.

Andrew Luck is playing like water garbage.

LOL (Andrew) Luck is water garbage.

by water-garbage November 23, 2015

Water Reverser

Something that people in the lower hemisphere attach to their toilets to make the water drain counterclockwise. Basically, it makes their toilets American.

Haha! Water Reversers are really becoming a trend in Brazil

by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020

Midnight water

When you drink water late at night (generally 12 - 4 AM) and it tastes so fuckin' good

*discord chat at 2 AM*
gamer A:"Dude this midnight water is so damn good"
gamer B: "Hell yea bruhder"

by IWantAgoodPegging February 21, 2021