Crinkle Whisper

Oh no, I just let out a crinkle whisper. I hope no one smells it.

by swamp_lord May 31, 2016

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Hedge Whisperer

n. Man who becomes one with the hedge. Literally. Usually indigenous to Bangor NI and requires lager pints for communing.

Rona: Why is Roy stuck in our hedge at 3am?

Me: Don't worry, he's the hedge whisperer now that the pub's closed.

by Annieger June 19, 2012

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Fuckboy whisperer

A woman that is constantly helping fuckboys strive to be better people. The relationship doesn't have to be sexual in nature.

Hey, did you know Lisa showed Robert how to get his own bed frame and now he doesnt sleep on mattresses on the floor.

Wow she must be a fuckboy whisperer.

by Berguendy March 18, 2019

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Poo Whisper

A quiet act of flatulence.

A fart that sounds like "ssssssshhhht" could be a poo whisper(ing)

by randomaddition July 21, 2010

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Wally's whispers

A politically correct alternative to Chinese whispers, particularly suitable for the modern workplace where miscommunication is caused by middle management idiots not understanding anything but still desperate to impress, rather than by language difficulties.

Programmer to middle manager: We need to deploy X because A happened. Please ask the client before we proceed.
Middle manager to client: we deployed X so now B is supported
Programmer (on reading the minutes): ugh, Wally's whispers strikes again

by finbar007 May 23, 2023

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