hulk erection

The next erection you get after masturbating with fruit but don't clean off the juice, letting it dry up and then it looks/feels like the Hulk bursting out of his shirt.

"I was off yesterday, and with watermelon being on sale, I decided to give myself a Hulk erection and watch porn "

by Will DaBeast June 4, 2019

Hulk Hogan text buster

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like they have big hands like Andre The Giant.

The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.

by Coop Dupe October 18, 2022

Hulk Stroke

"Hulk Stroke" is a sexual term referring to forceful and vigorous hand movements during manual stimulation, either on oneself or a partner. The intensity mimics the Hulk's raw, uncontrolled strength, where the stroking is so powerful that it risks causing discomfort, bruising, or injury if not tempered with care or communication. It’s often done with the idea of overwhelming stimulation but may cross into harmful territory without proper awareness of limits.

“Last night was wild— I got lost in the moment, and I unleashed my inner beast with some serious Hulk Strokes that left me breathless and bruised up"

- "Yo how are you so damaged."
- "I was hulk stroking"

by HomieIneedJesus October 2, 2024

anxiety hulk mama

mmaria is hulk mama

**mia: lallala, song lalalal,*
*leah: stop thinkng ur hulk, ur a human so act like one. i have anxiety and i dont like fake friends also mia u are not a super human or hulk so dont act like one*
femmy: *anxiety hulk mama**

by yuckywh0re February 28, 2021

hulk

When a man and a women are having seggs, and the man gets pissed off at the women, so the man starts screaming and breaking everything in sight, including the woman, killing them most likely

guy 1: bro my gf wasnt good at seggs last night so i hulked her

guy 2: damn that sucks

by DYNcleve July 6, 2022

the hulk

meme the dog fucking killed hulk

fuck you meme, how could you kill the hulk

by reasond April 29, 2022

The Hulk Hogan

Refering to when Hulk Hogan would rip his shirt off before each match, this term has to do with foreskin. Basically, a male with foreskin is pounding away and the vag starts to dry up. Being close to climax, he bypasses the option to pull out and spit on his dick for more lubrication and proceeds to pound dry. The build up of friction gives him an unwanted circumcision resembling Hulk Hogan ripping off his shirt.

Tyrant: Juicy J isn’t coming into work today?

Big Easy: Juicy J is not cumming for a long time. My man accidentally did The Hulk Hogan with his gf last night.

Tyrant: I guess now he has zero skin.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 10, 2019