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Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.
Bro did you hear about Angela? She had so many dudes launch jizz rockets in her last week that she ended up catching a case of the Swamp hoof.
by SLM99 July 15, 2022
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Swamp hoof

When an overactive vagina goes rancid causing odorous blisters to form around the meaty inner edges of the lips which in turn ooze a mud slide of sludgy, greenish-brown discharge.
Bro did you hear about Angela? So many dudes launched jizz rockets in her last week she ended up catching a case of the swamp hoof.
by SLM99 July 15, 2022
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Bull Hoof

The male version of a cameltoe. When your balls are so tight in your jeans that it has the appearance of a bull hoof.
Fuck man, my jeans are really crampin’ my balls right now
“Dude, you’re totally bull hoofin’ it!”
by Bullhoofer October 11, 2022
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Bram Hooft

Bram Hooft is an African american pornstar known for his masturbation videos. He is extremely gay and is usually found browsing Thugposts in his free time.
Oh, I love watching Bram Hooft jack it on his onlyfans page.
by derekenjoyer123 June 7, 2023
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the hoofie dab

The pie chucking chicken nugget loving gammon eating part time cricketer. "The Hoofie Dab"
Did you get out using the Hoofie Dab again ya piechucker?
by SundayPro September 13, 2023
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Down Hoof

Down hoof is like Down syndrome but only pigs can get it. look at Penelope sitting there with her Mohawk standing and her mouth half ajar. she def has down hoof.
Penelope, with her distinctive Mohawk and slightly open mouth, exhibits traits that might be likened to a condition unique to pigs, similar in name to Down syndrome but specific to her species. Down hoof is linked to one known pig “Penelope” although scientist believe more pigs are affected.
by J.Vicidomine June 13, 2024
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Toe in the hoof

Using your feet to pleasure a young lady floof
I really hope I get a “toe in the hoof’ tonight
by Megan’s toe December 31, 2018
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