King of Hops

King of Hops and Barleys in full. A posthumous tribute to the late American Beer and Whiskey journalist, Michael Jackson (1942-2007). His original nickname was "The Beer Hunter" due to the books and film series

I'm listing to King of Pop while drinking to beer with King of Hops' seal of approval.

by brockhoward October 6, 2011

New Year's Hopscotch

The footwork needed when walking home on New Year's Eve/early New Year's day to avoid the pools of vomit that have collected from over partying.

Brock: "Shit dude, look at all that vomit on the floor! Fuckin New Year's revellers, how we gona get past it??"

Butch: "Time for the New Year's Hopscotch dawg!"

by Black7Ninja January 2, 2012

ur pops has no hops

The WORST insult ever made from man, can ACTUALLY KILL GOD HIMSELF AND THE PERSON'S WHOLE FAMILY.
DO.NOT.USE

Person#1: ur mum gay
Person#2: ur dad lesbian
Person#1: ur gramp a tramp
Person#2: ur family tree lgbt
Person#1:ur uncy funky
Person#2: U know what!!!!?
Person#1: What?
Person#2: UR POPS HAS NO HOPS!!!
Person#1: *dies* *family dies* *God Himself dies*

by Inmyfeelsfrfr May 18, 2018

Tobias Isaac hobson

Perhaps the squarest of all of the homosapian species yet still the most “nigger” like than anyone. He loves bogdan and the “school Gyat” that he holds very dear to his heart. He has a short temper and will be very quick to lash out at anyone. He is in love with men and has a wife by the name of lucian who his frequently gives rimjobs to. He also has an “antaena” which stick very high into the atnosphere

Damn is that THE Tobias Isaac Hobson, I think I’m gonna cum

by Tobiasenjoyer69 June 1, 2024

Popped like a HopDog

When you open a bottle of beer and it gushes out due to an excessive release of carbon dioxide (CO₂) resulting in an overflow of foam and liquid.

I tried a bottle of beer the other day but could only drink 30% of it as the rest of it popped like a HopDog.

by Dontbother8 November 19, 2025