Hook Patient Deluxe

A being known as an ashley archer

Man, these girls in here are hook patient deluxe bad!!

by THE DALLAS2012 October 24, 2010

Hookah Master

Someone that is expirianced hookah smoker with a large amout of expiraniance smoking hookah. He or she know what their talking about when they say something as a fact not regarding to opinion. It is true. If some one chooses to challenge his knowlage. The master will prove him wrong not in a normal conversation but in a epic hookah session infront of all of his peers.

A Hookah enthusiest has to be promoted by another hookah master to become a hookah master. Hookah noobs must respect a hookah masters in respect to hookah related subjects.

To be a hookah master doesn't come cheap. He must own a awsome hookah and use premium supplies.

lets go smoking with Ted on his monster hookah he is a hookah master

by nacho1414 November 15, 2010

hookasm

a flavor orgasm in your mouth or the air around you resulting from fantastic hookah.

that mint mojito hookah gave me a hookasm

by #hookah-king May 8, 2011

Hooker Binge

When a modern gentlemen finds himself overwhelmed with internet pornography & in need of several sexual encounters in succession over a short period of time.

Simon: "Has anyone seen Allan this weekend?"

Andrew: "No, but last time I spoke to Allan he said he had been spending alot of time on the internet & needs to catch up with a few friends?"

Dave: "I think Allan might be on a Hooker Binge"

by Sleep Creeper September 28, 2011

hooker froth

The slimy froth found on your balls after banging a hooker. Typically even when wearing a rubber you still get the juice on the base of your ball sack.

Chris: My married friends always envied me as a partier, you know .. but when i went to bed in a shitty hotel in some 3rd world country alone with hooker froth on my balls and an empty wallet - it was me envying them.
Heath: Year, I hear that.

by aussiepen January 27, 2013

hook it in

A command a girl screams when she wants you to put your penis in her poo pocket.

Guy 1:She screamed "hook it in me dumper mate" last night!
guy 2: Is she from New Zealand?
guy 1: Yeah! After, she pushed me out the tent then she yelled "NEXT"

by AUSpatriot February 2, 2015

hook and ladder

The act of inserting one's finger (maximum of two) into a vaginal or anal opening, before cramming as much fist or forearm in as the cavity will accept.

I thought she was going slow, but then Kelsey hook and laddered me and now I'm crazy sore.

by Carpe_Panton June 13, 2015