Hoobie

1.an idiot that is prodomitally older than you and tries to connect with you like a peer.

2. a meaningless insult to the insultee (the instulter only knows what the word really means).

3. a word that can be a compliment or a insult, depending on tone.

1. Jr.(12yrs.)-- "Hi Brett, what are you playing? Can I play too? ...Are you sure that's how you do that?...When I was your age I loved this....Your the cutest thing...."
Brett (age 6): Hoobie.

Hoobie--silly, dumb, annoying, foolish
Hoobie--cool

by Hoobiegurl January 4, 2010

hoobys

to have a crush on someone, to like, to have suspicions about someone liking

u got hoobys for her ey?

by d March 29, 2004

Hooberknocker

When an old man hits you in the face with his dusty ballsack.

Jenny: The old man I picked up at the senior center totally gave me a hooberknocker.
Janet: I had one of those once, it was awesome!

by ayazbee December 27, 2011

Subjected Hobby

When you give your girlfriend something to do so she doesnt spend so much time trying to talk to you

Boyfriend: hey honey im back from shopping i just bought sims 3
Girlfriend: oh really ive never tried it
Boyfriend: here go ahead... (gives disc) -thinks: yes! it worked!
(Girlfriend disapears)
(Boyfriend at peace in living room watching southpark and star trek)

...Subjected Hobby

by Maverick Aegis November 29, 2010

HOOB

Anyone who is a HUGE fan of The Nightmare Before Christmas. HOOB= Henchmen of Oogie Boogie. Taken from the name kidnap sandy claws.

omg that girl is such a HOOB! with her Nightmare Before Christmas bag.

by waterworld1234 April 22, 2009

Hoobastank

Meaning 'Awesome', 'Cool', 'Rockin' Though most commonly mistake it for meaning, 'To Stink'

As seen in Hot Rod

That was HOOBASTANK!

by SWEETROLLZOMG July 8, 2009

hooba joob

a girls naughty bits..aka pussy, cunt

He had his cock stuffed so far up my hooba joob.

by lacee September 27, 2007