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helpdesk hillbilly 

a member of a social gathering or work colleague who is mentally unstable and has the tendancy to explode without warning.
A cider drinking unhinged work colleague who lives with every living member of his family and resembles a cast member from deliverance. Also mumbles to himself and sits redfaced awaiting his chance to jump into action as a fully fledged psycho
i phoned the helpdesk the other day and some helpdesk hillbilly kept me on the line talking s**t, playing his banjo and whispering to his dead relatives ashes he keeps on his desk in little jars.

metal hillbilly

One who is a redneck metal head.
That guy who wears metal band shirts, listens to heavy metal and country music, and lives the redneck life is a Metal Hillbilly.
metal hillbilly by Metal Hillbilly13 September 23, 2013

Naked Hillbilly 

The act of shotgunning a Rebel with a shot or two of white coffee in it, prefaced by a lick of Tajin.
We each took a Naked Hillbilly this morning and we were tweakin’!

Fallowfield hillbilly 

see also scenester

A "Fallowfield Hillbilly" is a brand of scenester who particularly affiliate themselves to the 'emo' genre of music.

Such a person can be easily identified by their skinny jeans and crap pumps. They also have a tendency to wear 1 glove, and (supposed) lads may also wear eyeliner.

The phrase comes from the song Fallowfield Hillbilly by Manchester band The Courteeners, which is derived from the fact that the Fallowfield area of Manchester has a massively high incidence of such scenesters
"Why do you compensate for the fact that you're clearly oh so very silly, by mincing around my town like a Fallowfield Hillbilly"

Mexican Hillbilly 

Usually lives 20 - 30 miles outside of a medium to large metropolitan city. They're culture includes pointy boots, mobile homes, lifted trucks blaring regional mexican music to a decibel level beyond the threshold of the average human being. They proudly display multiple flags in their front yard, camp or mobile home that are largely made up of the Mexican Flag, the dixie flag, an American Flag & a dallas cowboys flag. Additionally Mexican Hillbilly consume massive quantities of alocohol and usually smoke copius amounts of reefer. you can find them bar hopping in packs looking for a good ol' southern girl to impregnate.
Bro. ? Check out this guy yo . . . . . . . . . . he's got those pointy boots on and dancing with that hot look'n red head. Dude ! I know that guy ! . . . . . . . . .. he's that Mexican Hillbilly that's in that in that mariachi morrissey tribute band. Dude plays the big ass bass guitar thing man. He's bad Ass too !!!!!!

Ghetto Hillbilly 

A individual who is such a damn-ass hillbilly that they have been evicted from all the local trailer parks.
He now resides in the closest possible place they could drag the Double-Wide Mansion on wheels with his cousin Bubba's Riding Lawnmower.
Steven: I got kicked out of "GOLDEN ACRES" and "CASAS DEL AMIGOS".

Jimbo: You Ghetto Hillbilly. They kicked you out of the mexi-roll villa. Them illegals ain't even got no Green Cards. Where the Sam-Hell you and Bertha gonna live?

Steven: I'm livin' at the intersection of Hwy 99 and County Road 31. Bubba's fuckin' John Deere broke down on my way to the park. I was tryin' to squat on that fancy Government land. They's got toilets and showers. God damn Fancy-Pants Bastards.
Ghetto Hillbilly by Funkytown66 February 27, 2008