HangJaw

When some one smokes cannabis and as they get stoned there jaw hangs a bit open and seem unable to keep there mouth closed due to the effect of the drug.

Look at that dude he looks well stoned, Eyes glazed over and he has hangjaw.

by ej2095 June 20, 2016

Hanjior

The funniest and seggsiest person on earth who has the most brilliant tik tok content 🙄‼

Person A:i pissed myself laughing

Person B:why?

Person A:i just watched a Hanjior video

by Ttbadw_or_sum February 28, 2021

hanjihasmyheart

hanjihasmyheart Is very seggci and is a very cool mutual. They are 13, pansexual, and railing yer mom & dad lolz

hanjihasmyheart railed your grandma last night.

by boobchan June 5, 2021

Tijuana Handjob

When a man is on the toilet taking a dump while simultaneously receiving a handjob.

Tommy was thrilled when his wife burst into the bathroom and started giving him a Tijuana Handjob whilst he dropped a glorious deuce.

by UrbanScholar99 September 26, 2012

elastic handjob

The act of bungee jumping with the bungee cord attached to your schlong.

John: I am now a woman.
Bill: Why do you say that?
John: I got an elastic handjob and it ripped my wang off.
Bill: that's insteresting

by Long R. Von Hugendong September 23, 2013

colorado handjob

The intentional act of giving a handjob while smoking weed.

Last night was crazy, Lisa gave me a Colorado handjob and now my penis hurts.

by Hendookie December 23, 2018

Hanukkah

A wonderful eight night Jewish holiday celebrating the Maccabees victory over the Greco-Syrian forces and the miracle of oil burning for eight days when their was only enough oil to last for one. Its not the Jewish Christmas and it is extremely fun.

Menorah's, dreidels and latkes are popular symbols of Hanukkah but its much deeper than that.

Most of the definitions of Hanukkah on Urban Dictionary are offensive and untrue :)

by ShellyBellba December 27, 2011