Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Handiful

The act of being both handsome and beautiful

She is handiful

by ShawnLW27 May 26, 2018

bulgarian handy

when someone strokes thou shlong with their hands covered in paint

the faggot gave the other faggot a bulgarian handy

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

Handy Craft

Hand crafts to make things more efficient.

Simple tasks crafted by one’s hands.

I built steps of wood up a tree to get to me hammock and called it a handy craft

by anonymous February 26, 2023

Handy Kangaroo

A guy who gives Kangaroos hand jobs on the daily

DUDE! Isn’t jaedon such a handy kangaroo?

by HandyKangaroo October 22, 2017

handy savage

A hand job. Masturbation, possibly mutual, probably self-given.

Zack: Yo, B, what are your plans tonight?
Brendan: Idk, man, I worked hard today. Prolly give myself a nice handy savage and go to bed.

by _bcom June 3, 2016

Dandy handy

A hand job that you need in a really stressful situation such as a school math exam.

Jamie's dandy handy came in handy today!

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024