Hungry hamster

The act of putting two guys nuts in your mouth at the same time

Alice is a hungry hamster ! In order to survive the winter Alice must take action by stuffing her cheeks with an ample supply of nuts

by Srorrim June 19, 2019

kill your hamster

when you don't want to tell people to kill theirself so you tell them to kill their hamster.

"I unironically like Logan Paul."

- "Kill your hamster."

by Wind dancer May 2, 2018

chinese dwarf hamster

a Chinese dwarf hamster is a fast energetic small hamster, with silver skin a white stomach and a black stripe, looks like a great white shark from underneath it , and is the easiest creature to take care of for the laziest people.

this hamster rarely bites so your ready to go!

a Chinese dwarf hamster is a fast energetic small hamster, with silver skin a white stomach and a black stripe, looks like a great white shark from underneath it , and is the easiest creature to take care of for the laziest people.

by NoodleLady January 26, 2018

Shave The Hamster

When you return home after a long work week, open a beverage, turn on your favourite Spotify playlist and take some time to relax. Shaving The Hamster reaches it peak if accompanied by a canine/feline companion.

“Hey Dennis, you wouldn’t believe it but I’ve just got home and the house is empty. Perfect time to Shave The Hamster”

by BaldHamster December 16, 2021

Angry Hamster

When a girl is sucking you off and she scratches your cock with her front teeth.

Sion: Dude some bitch gave me an angry hamster last night!
Jesse: OMFG that must of fucking killed!!

by emosheep May 5, 2011

hung like a hamster

Slang for having a below average sized penis. Became "famous" by Brad Pitt admitting he was hung like a hamster.

Bradd Pitt said (after being asked if he thought he represented the perfect male specimen): “I don’t know if that’s true — I’m hung like a hamster.”

by flake May 5, 2004

rainbow hamster

Noun. A person who is being romantically teased and/or used by another person in order for them to receive some type of personal thrill, or change in their usual lifestyle.

"She's using me as some kind of rainbow hamster!"

by Magenta Abshire March 5, 2010