Ooft, I haff!

From the same phrase family as 'i have', 'i would', 'i'd tap' etc.
Used when somebody is particularly impressed by something, most frequently a person. Literally means 'I have', but said in a German accent to give it that extra 'ooft!'.

"Did you see that cumslut last night? I had her a few days ago... she walked past and i was all like 'Ooft, I haff!'"

Boy sees profile picture of hxc emo hawt grrll, and comments: NO JK JK JK LOLOLOL, I HEART UR FXCKING MAKE UP OMG I LOVE UR HAIR. OOFT, I HAFF!

by ghalighalinomnom May 3, 2009

Hafa

Basically the most racist thing you can say to anyone in the world

I can't believe the professor said hafa in class

by $your$mom$ May 14, 2015

haffily

similar to happily, commonly found in the phrase "happily ever after", except in the case of the word "haffily" everyone doesn't live happily every after, they are killed by being cut in half, thus the origin of the word haffily.

-"dude all the guys in Sweeny Todd lived haffily ever after!"
-"i know right! That was the goriest movie ever!!"

by therealeffingmadisonb June 24, 2010

Hafiz Muhammad Abu Bakar

👸🌹💐 @hafizmuhammadabubaker786920

Hafiz Muhammad Abu Bakar said “God bless your family” and
“I hope your family is doing well”

by rainersbigolfan May 25, 2019

HAFNA NICE HAFNA SPICE

AN ENGLISH/MALTESE INFUSED WORD USED BY HIGHER CLASS PEOPLE FROM SLIEMA(TOWN). THIS WORD RAPRESENTS THE NICE THINGS THEY SEE.

JHONNY " HI ANDREW ARA THAT KAROZZA MADOFF"
ANDREW "OH MY GOSH KEMM HI SABIEHA U NICE'"
JHONNY " HAFNA NICE HAFNA SPICE QALBZ"

by Kemminhobbniekol August 10, 2021

hafsa

a muslim chick with a gorialla grip choochie meow meow

i only like hafsas

by oopsnotsorrybruh June 26, 2022

Hafael

An awesome youtuber that creates funny gaming videos

Ben: I love Hafael's youtube videos. They are so funny.
Candice: John, we are breaking up.

by Hafael March 13, 2023