Hello Newman

What Jerry Seinfeld says to his neighbor.

Newman is pure evil.

by yadayadayada April 22, 2005

Bow hello

When you see a girl with a fat ass or you can just say bow blou!

Damn “bow hello!

by Finnesefather300 April 5, 2019

hello tits

Tits that you notice, and which seem to greet you, long before the rest of their owner

Dude: You should ask Karen out, she's fun and has those hello tits

by iglesia1995 November 11, 2009

HELLO CAPS

Usually followed by someone mistakely used caps lock to say something.

Person 1 - HEY EVERYONE O/
Person 2 - HELLO CAPS

by Some unknown person October 13, 2008

Lester's Hello

A greeting, usually given to a new female employee at Lester's Clothing Store, in which the male employees bring the new cashier to the basement, surround her in a circle, and ejaculate onto her.

We gave this girl the biggest Lester's Hello I've ever seen. She ran out of the basement screaming and hasn't been back to work since. I can't wait until we get a new cashier.

by Boombabyboom December 29, 2009

brentwood hello

A Brentwood Hello is what it is called when a woman wakes up a man by fellatio.

Feeling something, i opened my eyes one morning only to be on the recieving end of a brentwood hello.

by Cynikal January 2, 2005

Albuquerque hello

Is the act of knocking someone out with a piggly wiggly bag full of starter fluid then burying them alive in an eight foot garbage hole in your backyard with a borrowed backhoe.

James: Hey, Jimmie, have you seen Janice?
Jimmie: No James, I haven't I think Karen gave her an Albuquerque hello.

by Fourty two September 13, 2019