The process of catching a roommate, sibling, or parent completely off guard (usually during the morning hours), and waiting outside their door to fart. This usually happens right as the recipient's door is cracked enough to see you, but still having enough space to have a corridor to escape.
Essentially, it's a form of tactical cropdusting; it's considered a weapon of mass flatulation by the United Nations. Can lead to human rights abuse charges if caught (or being subjected to a beating by roommates, or family members).
Essentially, it's a form of tactical cropdusting; it's considered a weapon of mass flatulation by the United Nations. Can lead to human rights abuse charges if caught (or being subjected to a beating by roommates, or family members).
Mom: "Good God, Timmy waited outside my door, and farted right as I could barely see him. It fucking smelled!"
Dad: "That's my boy, I taught him the art of how to Hamass."
Dad: "That's my boy, I taught him the art of how to Hamass."
by The-Magnificant-Mr-Shart October 14, 2023
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Man 1: “Hey dude how’s it going?”
Man 2: “Free Palestine”
Man 1: “Ok. And how are you?”
Man 2: : “Free Palestine“
Man 1: “oops I guess you’re a hamasbot”
Man 2: “Free Palestine”
Man 1: “Ok. And how are you?”
Man 2: : “Free Palestine“
Man 1: “oops I guess you’re a hamasbot”
by The Weaver October 24, 2023
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Its a word describes that all your plans that you had got (Screwed, messed up,destroyed damaged) so bad that you can't live with it or comeback from it anymore.
Remember the tank in the video? It got hamased from the zero dictates!!!
I cant believe basem hamased you in that argument with facts and dark humor !!
I cant believe basem hamased you in that argument with facts and dark humor !!
by Abuubaida November 8, 2023
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Get the Hamased mug.form of gaslighting used to distract or confuse when a country, specifically Israel, carries out genocide against innocent Palestinians. This tactic is commonly used by exclaiming 'but Hamas!' in the middle of every conversation.
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Mohammed: Why are civilians targeted in the West Bank where there is no Hamas?
Shapiro: but Hamas started the on October 7th
Mohammed: not the Hamaslighting again Shmuley.
Shapiro: but Hamas started the on October 7th
Mohammed: not the Hamaslighting again Shmuley.
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A form of gaslighting used to distract or confuse when a country, specifically Israel carries out genocide against innocent Palestinians. This tactic is commonly used by exclaiming ''but Hamas!'' in the middle of every conversation to legitimize the massacre.
A form of gaslighting used to distract or confuse when a country, specifically Israel carries out genocide against innocent Palestinians. This tactic is commonly used by exclaiming ''but Hamas!'' in the middle of every conversation to legitimize the massacre.
Marco: How can you justify bombing schools and hospitals?
Yaqub: But Hamas kidnapped and beheaded babies
Marco: See you are hamaslighting again! And btw that isn't true there's no evidence of that, just the IDF saying trust me bro.
Yaqub: But Hamas kidnapped and beheaded babies
Marco: See you are hamaslighting again! And btw that isn't true there's no evidence of that, just the IDF saying trust me bro.
by AbuHuraira November 23, 2023
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