hakan

a bitch

mwah hakan

by RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH January 14, 2024

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halalmaxxing

Being the most halal version of your self and making more halal choices

Ahmed: have you heard Khaled is halalmaxxing
Ismael: yes, wallah he's getting so many wives now

by Халал March 28, 2024

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hagaloogie

Hello In Swiss

Ciao!
Hagaloogie!

by Lacka May 1, 2024

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halalboyz

Food that will make you produce so much waste you'd have wondered how it fit in your butthole.

Shaan: Lets get some Halalboyz!
Stephanie: No, my stomach still hurts from last night!

by voltagehere May 9, 2024

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It is when a Muslim man gets a secret wife without the permission of his first wife (In Islam, polygyny is allowed). In moralistic terms, this is considered cheating, but it is considered "permissible" in Islam. Hence, you may cheat without the permission of your first wife, as long as you're doing it the halal way!

Married woman: I just learned that my husband had another wife behind my back for 12 years! I feel so crushed. Was I not enough?
Sister: *sighs* Poor woman, you just caught him halal cheating.

by Your wife's step-bro May 23, 2024

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