floppy granny

when the old granny got nice saggy wrinkles that may turn people on

danm she got floppy granny
daniel simon look a floppy granny you might like

by daniel.poptarts March 29, 2017

granny fit

a granny fit is just like any other fit accept form it can be fixed by placing a cushion on them as seen on Cops on zone reality

Q: hey tim had a granny fit last night
P: did they get him some cushions
Q: yes
P: good

by Billy Bob Goat June 17, 2009

granny puff

A fro-like structure that lies on top of an old womans head; a whitish-yellowish puff from a perm.

All old women have granny puffs.

by julieeeeee April 26, 2007

Granny sucker

someone who likes sucking off granny's (an insult i made up).

Man your such a fucking granny sucker!!

by Mark January 21, 2004

granny tongue

when one pulls out his ball sack n squeezes it into the shape of a tongue representing an old, saggy, wrinkly tongue.

the granny's actual tongue was not nearly as disturbing as her husbands granny tongue.

by G June 7, 2003

Granny Greyhole

Vagina, Snatch, on an elderly lady..

He was so drunk last nite, he got himself some Granny Greyhole..

by Terminator twin T2 February 17, 2010

Granny Syndrome

Complaining that the time period when you grew up is better than the current one. This usually occurs with the older population when they see kids playing video games and stuff, but can still happen to people of all ages.

"Hey, look at my new iPod touch! I got it for my 8th birthday!"

"When I was your age, I was forced to play with sticks and dirt in my spare time. Now it's just all of this video game junk."

"Looks like someone has a bad case of granny syndrome."

by Another Internet Person... February 29, 2012