Goobly-glop

That crusty shit on the bottom of your shirt after car sex. Not quite nut, not quite juices. A mixture that forms that white crustiness making it look like you spilled a little bit of creamy soup in your lap and poorly wiped it off.

We knew that they had stopped for a car quickie, his shirt had the goobly-glop all over the bottom

by MansUsuallyHot November 13, 2017

goobsed

The act of touching yourself, while touching the private area of another while they sleep, and then ejaculating on that sleeping innocent person.

Omg I got drunk and passed out, and when I woke up I was getting goobsed

by Gagatrength February 25, 2018

Goobtard

The combination of goober and retard, reserved for making fun of someone in a mild way

Stroke! You spilt milk all over me goobtard

by CanOfSnarf March 16, 2020

Goobest

Goobest is beyond what a goober is or a goob. They're more than a goober. They're the goobeiest of goobers.

Sara called me a Goober. So I called her a goobest.

by littlescotty3000 March 31, 2020

Gooberschnitzel

Someone who annoys their choir teacher (especially mr.hoch)

oh my god, kaitlyn is such a gooberschnitzel

by fuckin mint choir girl May 3, 2020

Goobloofa

A person in a position of authority that has no business having that authority

Did you see our superintendents stupid new policies for next year? That man is a real goobloofa.

by Pigster91 September 19, 2022

gooblet

what samdy calls her favorite people

samdy: you silly goobygoo.. you little gooblet, silly goober

by sesamdy December 3, 2022