by RealChoppedHuzz17 March 3, 2026
Get the Glutes mug.This is an additional term adding on to the new Gen Alpha Brainrot slang, “Glutes” which means hair. Simply “Gluteus Maximus” means Voluminous hair.
“You have a Gluteus Maximus”
This means someone is trying to tell you that you have very voluminous hair
This means someone is trying to tell you that you have very voluminous hair
by RealChoppedHuzz17 March 3, 2026
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A profoundly regrettable culinary–metaphysical experiment in which an alarming assortment of miscellaneous objects are deposited into a pot of jelly and stirred with a headless spoon—a utensil whose bowl has been mysteriously removed, leaving only a tragically useless handle. The resulting mixture, while technically edible in the same way gravel is technically chewable, produces in the victim an overwhelming and existential sense of dread, woe, and the creeping suspicion that the universe has personally wronged them.
by Wedgeificus March 7, 2026
Get the Glute concoction mug.“Oh sorry I can’t eat that, I’m Glutenese”
“Can we please make sure there are Glutenese options next time?”
“We can’t invite Keeleigh over for dinner, she’s Glutenese”
“Can we please make sure there are Glutenese options next time?”
“We can’t invite Keeleigh over for dinner, she’s Glutenese”
by Keeloid June 14, 2025
Get the Glutenese mug.1. A person with celiac disease or a gluten intolerance that sniffs other people’s gluten-filled foods.
Girly 1: What are you eating over there?
Girly 2: Oh just a passtrie from my favorite French bakery.
Girly 1: Can I have a wiff for old times sake?
Girly 2: God, you’re being such a gluten sniffer.
Girly 2: Oh just a passtrie from my favorite French bakery.
Girly 1: Can I have a wiff for old times sake?
Girly 2: God, you’re being such a gluten sniffer.
by Sman June 23, 2025
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glutulence
noun
Overeating-induced flatulence, especially after large holiday meals; silent, lingering, and socially dangerous.
Example:
“Thanksgiving dinner was great, but the glutulence afterward was brutal.”
glutulence
noun
Overeating-induced flatulence, especially after large holiday meals; silent, lingering, and socially dangerous.
Example:
“Thanksgiving dinner was great, but the glutulence afterward was brutal.”
by Heymuse January 2, 2026
Get the glutulence mug.by L Roberts May 28, 2017
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