Girthologist

One who can tell the thickness immediately looking at something.

I was fortunate to go to school and got my certificate as a Girthologist.

by ChiefEly July 6, 2023

The Girthquake

When your dick is wider than the length and after you finish having sex the vagina is the perfect width to insert a coke can.

My vagina was so tight until Kev fucked me with The Girthquake..

by Skvmfvkk February 11, 2019

Butternut GirthJob

When you put butter on your tongue and lick Ryne and Robs silly willies

yo when I see those guys they getting the butternut girthjob asap!!

by Snootchy Bootchy Noochy July 8, 2020

Gorthic

When the less well decoratively versed blend Gorean stereotypical ( John Nornman novels ) design with Gothic design resulting in a less than attractive distortion of a sincere classical style ( Gothic ).

So I visited John's new Club and between the red velvet furnishings, faux furs and hastily thrown down bondage equipment I had to wonder if I had landed not in 12th Century Paris but Planet Gor. It was soooooooooo "Gorthic" .

by Rebecca World November 4, 2008

Gifthole

A douchebag that signs their name to a friend's or significant other's present when the person is to lazy to buy themsleves.

My boyfriend is such a gifthole. I stood in line for almost an hour at the mall to get a gift while he just played video games at gamestop.

by spinner21 December 23, 2009

Gireth

A name of a person from British Columbia, Canada. This specimin is 17.5cm around, and is also known as Garwdawg. This person enjoys partying and sleeping with anyone whose willing to sleep with him. He's loads of fun and everyone can count on having a good time with Gireth!

Friend: Hey Gireth What do you wanna do today?
Gireth: "Party, Party, Party" {While walking towards the party pointing fingers in the air}

by Mag17.5 October 13, 2011

garthathian

Connor

Connor is a garthathian

by Hdidndjdjbd September 28, 2015