gersnarf

you have been gersnarf

Guy1 whats up
Guy2 the roof get gersnarf

by gersnarfer January 20, 2021

Gerbed

When you grab a sizeable glob of cannabis concentrates that resembles a small gerbil and proceed to dome the dab. Resulting in a high that is on a new level.

Cade: "Yo, Do you want to go to my place and get gerbed"

Zach: "Of course, Who would I be to say no!"

by TheGiverOfGerbs August 22, 2023

Gabriel Gervais

Whipped and listens to CAKE

Nathan- " Hey Gabriel Gervais"
Gabe- " Stfu!, I'm trying to listen to cake and get whipped"
Nathan-" Booty Shorts"

by Coolyoh July 7, 2009

Neo Gerona

Although he seems like a nice quiete person to get his work done peacefully, he is a beast. He has a raging fire within him and will pounce at any chance to use it. His main attack is a rapid punch. This is very dangerous and it is told that he has killed many with this attack. Do not engage with Neo Gerona, as he is a dangerous, killing machine.(He is also a Nazi)

Person 1: Hey look its Neo Gerona, I'm going to touch him.
Person 2: No don't he is dangerous, remember what grandma used to say.
Person 1: Nah she"ll be right...sup eh Neo*poke poke
Neo Gerona: Right that's it
* Rapid punches person 1 to death

by Anonymous1235683625 August 27, 2018

Aunt Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. The creatures putrid bowl movements force all civilization within a 25 mile radius to evacuate to the nearest bomb shelter until the toxic gases have been omitted from the area. However, that plot of land will be inhabitable for years to come. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“I cant believe someone left cheese laying around! Aunt Gertrude The Third is going to force us into quarantine for weeks!”

by Georgetta Stone June 15, 2022

Germaphobe

Any person who is obsessed with cleanliness and defeating bacteria. These individuals will turn on faucets with their elbows and hand sanitize on an hourly basis.

ie. Danny Tanner (Full House)

Tiffany was such a germaphobe she wouldn't even eat a skittle off the carpet, though it was well within the ten second rule.

by Cramps Delight January 17, 2005

Germlish

A language made up of German and English, usually used by someone who doesn't know German fluently. English words are spoken with a German accent.

Person 1: Was bist du doing today?

Person 2: Are you speaking German or English?

Person 1: Nein, Ich bin speaking Germlish.

Person 2: *Worried expression on face*

by Kiro<33 January 8, 2009