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General bed

A common and well known way to describe the world and everywhere in the universe in general. Can also be used to refer to every situation imaginable, as in “in general”.
Good wives submit to their husbands in general bed, NOT just sexual bed.
by GoodChristianWife November 1, 2020
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general smear update

UPDATE 30/10/2023 (365 days after incident) (MA15+ description below please be aware of this shit. parental guidance recommended)

and we're back.
back where it all began. c17
general shmear's absence from this classroom has not had any affect on the state of the walls. brown, gloomy, gritty, shitty are just some of the adjectives i may use to describe the condition of the bricks. our very own MX has attempted to cover up shmear's acts with the use of a large poster. but the smell is still present.

the GENERAL has infiltrated another classroom, another teacher, another set of students and yet again another wall. in the last year, the general has recruited several additional members into his shit army and in remembrance of his late father COMMANDER SHMEAR, he has named his son Sameer. This boy has a shit ton of potential. The future for this boy is very very...shit. But lets take a dial back in time, back to how Sameer was conceived. General placed his brown sticky wand of magic into Mx Shmear. But it was too late as Smear realised that the he had taken it too far (approx. 1.5mm). He gasped as he exclaimed "Oh shit!", excreting substance from both ends.

his BRONW eyes stare 'into the future he has sweeping faeces from the sewers of sydney, crying "fuck this shit" as he works.

Thus we have an unfortunate announcement to make.... The time is here. To all that leave their homes, be wary, FEAR THE SHMEAR, GENERAL'S HERE!!!
Saranyan: Haven't heard of shmear in a while.
Rishi: Heard he blew up a school bathroom the other day i think its time to make a general smear update.
Saranyan: Good idea.
by thedailyaussieboy October 29, 2023
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brown wing general

some one whom has 10 or more anal caps under their belts
i just fucked my tenth ass today im now a brown wing general, my new aspiration is brown wing comander
by jo jio February 25, 2009
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General

General is a norwegian snuff brand. Most people that use snuff i Scandinavia use this brand.
Dude, do you have a general?
by Evert A September 26, 2005
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The General Kenobi

Iniate sex with a younglings mother with an open door l, wait for child to come home after school and stare them down shooting on my the mothers back whilst saying hello there.
I met this milf at the cantina and I did The General Kenobi
by General Kenobi October 12, 2017
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The General

When a woman is sucking a mans dick and right before he cum's, he pull's it out her mouth, cum's all over her face, and then right after your done cumming, you salute her while she is still on the ground.
Steve: Yo how come your girl came out of your bedroom with her face covered in jizz?

Jason: Cuz I gave dat bitch the general!
by unknown_0182 February 27, 2009
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general

a name used for a large penis, such as my own
i whipped out the general for my bitch

my general was saluting when i saw a fine shawty
by niki August 28, 2003
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