Gelzer

German surname for an individual who "gelds" or castrates pigs.

"So I was in South Germany, and ran into these people in a hostel, and it turned out they were Gelzers, so they tried to Gelz me in my sleep!"

by Zfair.soldier September 27, 2009

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GEEKER GREASE

THE SLIMEY RESUDUE THAT FORMS ON UR FACE & RUNS INTO YOUR EYES AFTER BEIN UP 4 DAYS AND BURNS YOUR EYE'S

MY EYES ARE BURNING I RUBED GEEKER GREASE IN THEM

by labbers November 10, 2009

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geeker light

A light usually L.E.D. that straps to ones head (geeker) so they can geek on things using both hands

Joe: gosh I'm tweeked the funk up and need to work on my mower but its dark... wish I had my geeker light

by 23over December 21, 2013

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geazerism

Something an old geazer would say. Especially grandpas.

"I'm so happy I could just shit."
"C'mon Grandpa, stop being such a geazer.."
"Yeah that was such a geazerism."

by a grandchild. March 12, 2014

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noun. (Gweezer)An annoying stingy individual whose main goal in life is to bug people while they're smokin some xXx_42O_d4nkmeemz_xXx

verb.(Gweez) When an individual fucks up in a cannabis involving scenario

Yo, don't be a Gweezer and pass the J abil ma neek rab mohammad ili khallaf rab im zabrak

Alfred really gweezed up today by dropping the ashtray on my mom's tampon collection

by Gweezer August 8, 2015

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Geeter Boy

An insult to boys in the Southern Oklahoma. Refers to a boy/man that drives a truck, wears cowboy boots and hats, big belts, chews tobacco and could recite the definition for irrigation but lives in town and probably hasn't seen a single tractor in their entire life.
In recent months, a Geeter Boy has become a general term to describe anyone who is a Hick/White trash- or to describe someone as/say someone is fake, untalented, lying to you or generally unpleasant to be around.

"Dude, Jared is such a Geeter Boy. That rodeo belt is atrocious."
"Don't be such a Geeter Boy"

by OklahomaMage March 30, 2017

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