Russian Gasline

The maneuver in which a female takes a mouthful of diesel and proceeds to light it on fire whilst the male inserts his scrotum into her mouth. She then spits it into his anus, and he farts into her eyes.

Rob: Hey man, why don't you take a seat? Class is about to start.
Joe: I would, but Kelly gave me the Russian Gasline last night.

by P0LkaPL0x July 5, 2011

Pro-gaying

Pro-gaying is heavily influenced by the procrastinating and professionalism. To pro-gay means to establish a beautiful mixture of fun and business, usually including big amounts of bourbon. It involves actively seeking out opportunities that minimizes work load and maximizes getting your dick sucked. Pro-gayers are known to commonly buy houses and stock them with twinks which of whom they hope to stuff with bourbon and semen. It takes a skilled liver to determine just the right amount of bourbon to convince the twinks that anal tearing is in fact enjoyable. At the same time a true pro-gayer will hold a 9-5 job where he is paid a very good salary while working no more than an hour per day.

Asian boy: I got so pro-gayed last week that I couldn't sit down for 4 days. After the pro-gayer said "Show me your penis" 420 times, the force simply became too strong and I could do nothing but give in. His pro-gaying was on point that night.

by honestlyhonesty August 4, 2017

Knutting gaying

Knutting gaying is a difficult sexual position

I was knutting gaying my wife yesterday

by Poko251 December 10, 2019

Johnatan Galindo

little kids or teens with a goofy pfp that is trying to make kids play the blue whale challenge or teens scaring kids online because they have nothing in life better to do

Girl 1: Yesterday i got messaged by johnatan galindo..
Girl 2: Oh my god! you blocked them right?
Girl 1: I did.

by The mochi gabs 12 July 28, 2020

Video gayming

Playing video games while being someone who is LGBT+, being in the company people who are LGBT+, and/or perhaps being a very, VERY enthusiastic LGBT+ ally (enough to enthusiastically consider “gay” a compliment).

Fjdlkahfluahl I was up all night with Ash and Lulu video gayming at Celeste while discussing Danganronpa headcanons and eating Oreos,,,and how are you? ?

by Hogtrude Parker January 29, 2021

peter gallina

a wap in a nutshell that most likely is gay and jerks off to deku from my hero

peter gallina is weird

by komxnwdhgwygdvbh263 July 18, 2021

Erotic Gayming

A bad channel name idea

Person 1:I identify as lesbian, I play roblos and I act erotic, so I will name my channel Erotic Gayming
Person 2:Fick. I am allosexual, and I do not like seks. Learn a lesson

by IShipSkephalo December 27, 2021