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Boob Gravity

The non-scientific experimentation of cutting a breast of female and dropping in space to watch fall proving that breasts defy gravity and exist in their own sense of time and space.
Woah man I practiced boob gravity yesterday and it totally worked!
by Globear August 19, 2017
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garritied

the act of being extremely cute but totally mentally gone
Xander was so garritied last night. I can't believe he let us use his as a dolly to play dress up with!
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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Akira Garvin

a fine amazing girl from who is smart funny and intellegint akira is a american name usually givin to people who are real and who never be phoney!
Akira Garvin is 100% real!
by Keke Garvin April 4, 2009
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garvita

perfect tits and ass, perfect for sister fuckers.
her ass is jucier than melons. tits are a perfect mix of saggy and perky.
if garvita had an ass insurance, the insurance companies would go bankrupt
by Nicholasisthewhitestguy December 4, 2021
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graviton

A theoretical subatomic particle proposed to explain the irregular gravity field between Uranus and the Asteroid belt known as Ass. Roid "H" in deep orbit. Gravitons have yet to be detected by the naked eye, but this is probably due to a lack of inscentive {sic} by the scientific community.

In urban lingo, the graviton has been extended to mean: any type of interpersonal offensive that gets heavy into your shit.
Get your damn gravitons outta my roids, you bozon.
by Pakanoia September 19, 2010
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placental gravity

(n.) the force that pulls the baby out of the womb and into the hands of an either irresponsible nurse or eager-to-get-away-from-this-job hospital employee.
The placental gravity was so strong, the baby shot out of its mother and out the window. Luckily, it landed in an empty baby carriage on the street. Damn gravity.
by coolyo266 March 19, 2009
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Giga Gravition

Sins fucking annoying ass overdrive when your facing his face. The only real way to survive it is to summon an aeon and have it take the rape.
Oh my fucking god! Sin just casted giga gravition instantly killing me! God damnit!
by mistahskinnymahn May 5, 2009
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