by FinlandCowboys May 19, 2022
Get the Viscous Gage mug.An annoying kid who sits in the back of the classroom and insults people and does not know who a chair properly. He always wears a bright red sweater and is kinda gay despite his crush on a certain someone who has a short name (3 letters maybe?????) and it ends with an a.
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Get the taylor-gage mug.by I eat fat weeni March 31, 2022
Get the sexy gage mug.The name Gage means "a valued object deposited as a guarantee of good faith." However this only applies to people who don't put their own name on urban dictionary, in this sense Gage means some lonely redditor that puts in urban dictionary and makes the definition "Oh GaGe Is SoMeOnE wHo Is ThE bEsT fOr AnY gIrL aNd HaS a HuGe CoCk" .
Kyle: Hey did you invite GAGE to the party?
Gauge: No, when I walked into his room he was shirtless with reddit on one screen and urban dictionary on the other.
Kyle: Oh why was he on urban?
Gauge: Well when I got closer he was putting in a definition for his name
Kyle: .... ok what's so bad about tha-
Gauge: The thing is he put it as a guy is the most tallest most wonderful man a girl could ever meet with the largest cock around
Gauge: Isnt GAGE 5'6 and a dick while at the same time weighing 400 pounds?
Gauge: No, when I walked into his room he was shirtless with reddit on one screen and urban dictionary on the other.
Kyle: Oh why was he on urban?
Gauge: Well when I got closer he was putting in a definition for his name
Kyle: .... ok what's so bad about tha-
Gauge: The thing is he put it as a guy is the most tallest most wonderful man a girl could ever meet with the largest cock around
Gauge: Isnt GAGE 5'6 and a dick while at the same time weighing 400 pounds?
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