gandalf

To mess up or die in an exceedingly excessive manor. Source: Gandalf's death scene - fighting the demon all the way to lower-earth, and also Gandalf the Beta fish. Gandalf impaled himself on a spiky plastic plant - from gill through eye.

Example 1: "Dude, you totally gandalfed yourself last night proposing to Jenny. An oversized engagement ring around your pecker is not romantic."

Example 2: "Did you see that wreck on the 405 last night? That girl was totally gandalfed."

by NoSugarAdded June 8, 2007

gander

to creep ones faceboook/myspace/tumblr or to simly have a look

have a gander at this sluts belt.

by slutrapist December 8, 2010

gandhi

Named after Mahatma Gandhi, this word describes the feeling of hunger.

Claude: Hey Monty, fancy getting a bite to eat?
Monty: I am feeling a bit gandhi. That sounds like an excellent idea.
*Skip together off into the distance*

by thenotsodarkknight September 19, 2013

Gandalf the Gay

A fucking retarded wizard from lotr. He is so very horny for Saruman the Many Colored. Play on words.

You're a fucking Gandalf the Gay.

by Popposs December 28, 2011

gandalf

a terrible and or unfunny joke/sarcastic comment or supposedly funny statement
used as a verb or adjective.
people considered gandalf are often rejected from friendship groups etc

person 1: why was the chicken so happy?
person 2: why?
person 1: because everything was eggcelent!
person 2: thats a gandalf (or just plain 'gandalf')

person 1: god that guy is such a gandalf
person 2: ikr

by vrysrslysrs September 25, 2010

gandalf

a gent with long grey pubic hair

you gandalf cunt and grey pubed mother fucker

by THE PAMSTER May 21, 2007

Gandalf's beard

n. see wizard's beard

by Stouffer November 7, 2002