Gaffer it up

When a FIT girl has an ugly face you put a bag on over her head and gaffer it up with gaffer tape to ensure one does not come to displeasure while fucking a fir bird due to the sight of her face.

Boy 1: See tat girl,
Boy 2: Yea, her face a bit ugly tho
Boy 1: gaffer it up, one time, i dont buisness.

by FantaMan-BRAHHHHH February 22, 2009

Gafflebat

a bit rubbish, gone wrong.

it's all a bit gafflebat.

by Garzini February 8, 2009

Gaffersation

A long uninteresting converstion. Stems from having a conversation with an elderly member (Gaffer) of your family.

Pam: How did your date go?
Sue: We had a major gaffersation. I will not be seeing him again.

by Solaay April 28, 2010

gaffooble-gunk

That yucky yellow stuff you get in your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

eww I had conjunctivitis and my eyes were full of gaffooble-gunk!

by CookieThief August 11, 2010

Gaffish

a person who is a gaffish is someone who acts, talks and is very stupid.

Zach is such a gaffish when he tries to smoke pot at band practice, then cant play because he smoked pot.

by j man unit December 8, 2010

Gaffetti

The stupid and embarrassingly lame things people draw on bathroom stalls, walls, desks, picnic tables etc. Includes Conversations, drawings and jokes.

Gaffetti is any one of these and more, drawn or carved into public places:

4:20, Pot Leaves, Swastikas, Penises, Crappy Gang Signs, Crude Drawings, Conversations.

by CobbySquared July 8, 2011

gaffs

A West-Coast spoken slang abbreviation for "dgaf" (don't give a fuck), similar in nature to "lawl".

"That motherfucker just rolled up on my hood, dawg."
"Gaffs, that pussy ain't got shit on deez cheeze, yo."

by westcoastchemcoast November 15, 2013