Future-fucking-istic

For something that is so future looking it can’t be described in basic statements such as futuristic. The word also shows superiority to anyone who uses futuristic

That 2x4 insulation roll is future-fucking-istic

by The Ira is in your neighbourho July 18, 2019

future perfect

An event in which hyperdistributism solves the transfinite line; creating a perfect capitalist-Marxist system.

Future perfect employs the transfinite line; in which the average of the squares of the distances between the ergodicic points and the transfinite line is equal to the tau of the slope of the line.

This is transfinite economics: a perfect solution to poverty.

by zanderfin December 8, 2019

Future

The time ahead of the present time; the time where some things change.

The time where things are predicted.

Kid: Mom when are we gonna go to insert fun place here?
Mom: in the future

I predict in the future that we will have flying cars.

by User_takenlol99 December 13, 2019

Future

Nobody knows what the fuck he saying Ngl all we know is, he's Future and he's a Mumble Rapper.

Fan: "Hey Future, can I get your autograph?"
Future: *Weird Mumbling noises* "I'm future!" *Weird Mumbling noises*

by Crinngo21 December 30, 2019

Future Baby Daddy

Tshano Young😩 a fine ass mans

Hoe: so who finna be ya future baby daddy
Me: tshano sksksksk

by PASTYBIH May 18, 2018

Future Clones

Future Clones by intention means 'the future clone of ones self.

But has been misinterpreted as "The Future Clones", aka, a large number of people who follow a simple philosophy.

The Future Clones are at the very bottom of the pecking order. Nothing, soulless, brainless, repetitive and downright annoying.

by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020

you ain't the future of shit

You will not be important in the future and you are not important now. So stop complaining.

Whiner: Man, they really need to pay me more at work.

Aaron: Man, YOU AIN'T THE FUTURE OF SHIT! Stop bitchin'

by theworldisforked February 26, 2020