Fudge Bat

Slang for an extremely long (length in inches, not time)dump.

Me: Dude, you shoulda seen the fudge bat I just layed in the john.
You: Really?
Me: Yeah, it was so long, both ends were out of the water!

by JAke1688 February 28, 2011

fudge dragon

(n.) Synonym for feces.

"You just thought it was good idea to pinch a fudge dragon in the urinal!"

by King ReMO October 12, 2006

head fudge

head fudge = messed up, screwed, zombified.
messed up so bad that its as soft as sh!t.

My mind is total head fudge after last nights shindig dude

by Trixymixy August 14, 2010

Fudge-Tail

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.

Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.

by Boohaha September 11, 2012

fudge canvas'd

when a woman/man (depending on sexual reference) empty's the contents of there anus onto the male after finishing anal sex.

I got a discount of that hooker yesterday because she fudge canvas'd on my face

by brian charles-dutch hogg July 24, 2009

fudge stain

A shit stain on the ass part of your pants

Dude, you got a wicked fudge stain going on!

by 98678596758674396748967 January 11, 2009

Fudge pop

Eating poop off a boner after having anal sex. The residual poop left on a Weiner after anal sex.

After a thorough fudge packing, the Young Electrician helped himself to his lovers fudge pop.

by Angry Stockholder July 8, 2019