floating shit

That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.

Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?

by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017

frosting on my doggy

When a man ejaculates on another man's penis.

Oh man, I got frosting on my doggy.

by spydrmonke August 21, 2017

floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.

"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."

by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018

floating for hoes

Single and ready to mingle! One objective, get pussy!

Hey Loyalty brother, how was your Friday night?
-President Marcus, I was or all night "Floating for hoes! "
Atta boy Levi, you'll get the hang of it!

#Floatin4Hoes

by President M November 29, 2017

floating chaos

When a man pre-cums in a public pool and it rises to the surface

Is it just me or does that look like some floating chaos?

by Daddy Cupid December 22, 2017

frosting circle

3 gay men masturbating on an unfrosted carrot cake

Lets go to a frosting circle with the boys

by Scud119 June 4, 2018

frosting her mug

The act of busting a seedy nut on her pretty face.

Do you know how KFed met Britney back in the day? She was at a glory hole and he realized who she was just as he was frosting her mug.

by Mookie915 June 13, 2018