“friendship”

A “friendship” is what an ex’s asks you to have after y’all break up and it’s hella awkward but y’all text from time to time and just hate every moment of it.

Ex: Hey this isn’t gonna work out but we can just be friends.
You: Oh sure we can have a “friendship”

by 🙂💨💨💗😆💦 March 11, 2018

TV friendship

A friendship where it is always the same person who starts a conversation.

Just like turning on a TV, you start a conversation with your TV friend, surf some topics of conversation and then end the conversation.

It is always up to the same person to decide to turn on the TV friendship, otherwise it just sit there idle.

A very shallow friendship, not to be taken seriously.

Guy 1: "I haven't heard from Anne in forever."

Guy 2: "Oh she's nice, I have TV friendship with her, lemme send her a message and see what's new."

by Running365dude April 30, 2014

isa and el’s friendship

the best friendship on stan twitter, and everyone wants to be them. they’re both really pretty and everyone has a crush on them. they are bestie goals. their @ s are @/kiwidefenceiess & @/g0ldeniou

Omg! Isa and El’s friendship is amazing and they’re both really pretty!

I know right. I want to be them tbh.

by definitelynotel October 28, 2020

Friendslut

On Friendster.com, someone that doesn't know you but wants to add you as a friend.

Paul is a such a Friendslut. He wanted her to add her, but doesn't even know her last name.

by Steven Glimer July 29, 2003

friendship horizon

point at which it becomes impossible to pull/shag your friend because you've become too familiar to each other.

- So how's it going with Sam?
- She farted in front of me today. Twice. I guess we're well over the friendship horizon and into the comfort zone.
- Oh dear.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

unbreakable friendship

The best bond a couple of guys can have without being gay.

Brad is the best friend a guy could ever ask for and we definatly have an unbreakable friendship.

by Ricardo Mendes November 3, 2007

silent hate friendship

a type of friendship exclusive to teenaged girls that allows a pair of friends to remain friends eventhough they hate each other. a silent hate friendship will exist as long as the friends involved keep to the following rules: when in a silent hate friendship one may inform the other of their true hate for her using subltle insults and the 'bitch and tell method' another aspect of teenaged girl friendships where everyone bitches about everyone and everyone tells everyone everything anyone has said about everyone, this method is very convenient to silent hate friendships as it provides an easy way of the 2 friends to comunicated through other girls their age, directly insulting each other without confrontation, a silent hate friendship will end if both friends are forced to openly acknowledge their hate for each other, in the same room together face to face, which will result in many days of arguing, gossiping and atleast 1 facebook fight.

girl1: hey:)
girl2: i hate you, there i said it
girl1: wow i guess thats the end of our silent hate friendship
girl2: yeah that was very mature of us
girl1: sure was,now im gonna go tell my friends about how much of a whore u are
girl2: and im gonna go on facebook and start spamming your wall and inbox with poinless hate messages until it turns into a massive bitch fight
girl1: yayyyy bitch fight!!!!!!

by superspyninjabadasshellbeast January 6, 2011