waffle foot

when you step on an uneven surface and it leaves an imprint on your foot

you step on a waffle iron

or when your feet just don't look right.

some cases a waffle foot is noticeable.

1 Jim- *holds his foot out of the water* dude this pool is giving me a waffle foot!!

2 margret - these sandls just scream waffle foot

3 eric- *at wrestling the padding on the floor leave detailed imprints of your feet* oh no.. they is gonna find out!

by shattered but aware January 15, 2010

foot lobster

When you and your friend play footsie at Red Lobster and the winner uses the lobster cracker on the loser's toes

Yo, I was eatin my crab and all of a sudden Jeremy played foot lobster with me! I gave him a thrashing after that.

by catsh8dogs January 4, 2017

Foot Bandit

The fantasies of ones sexual urges towards feet corrupts their mind, thus creating an outburst of uncontrollable lust sex for any feet around the being.

I got home, he took off my shoes, and sucked the fuck out of my toes. At that point I knew he was nothing more than a corrupted Foot Bandit

by MyDadHitsMe July 1, 2017

Skateboarder foot

Skateboarder foot is a condition which shows up after years of skating, in which a callus forms on the ball of the foot you would use to push off. As you get older this can be uncomfortable at times even causing premature wear in socks and insoles of shoes and in my experience quite painful on long walks or if your on your feet for long periids of time.

“If I would have known skateboarder foot was going to be the end result of years of street skateboarding I probably would have gotten new skate shoes and insoles more often instead of waiting till you can see my foot threw the bottom”

by jc26 June 7, 2018

fucking foot

When you don’t feel or look good, you refer to yourself as a fucking foot. It can be used in a cute way.

Damn I look like a fucking foot today

by Dessert Cart Queen June 11, 2019

Foot Cell

Foot Cell is a Insult a very weird one to use on friends

Your a Foot Cell

by Creator Of Foot Cell November 1, 2019

Socked-Foot

To cover ones penis with a used sock, then placing the sock on top of a friend or sleeping person to provide comic relief.

"Hey Cameron, I gave Braden the Socked-Foot last night."

"Dude that's sick."

by Socked-Foot June 21, 2014