frozen moon boots

When a man takes a pair of work boots and puts them in the freezer for two weeks. After he does that he puts them on and shoves his foot up a girls ass hole.

Friend: "dude i frozen moon boots ur mom last night."
Other friend: "WTF!?!"

by Frogger LaCorte November 27, 2007

frozen carl

Take a shit. Place the log in the freezer. Once frozen, take it out and proceed to fuck her with it.

I did my girl good with a frozen carl.

by BigRed1 November 24, 2013

frozen dick's chance in hell

no way, slim chance, not happening

There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.

by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020

Bufty Florence

An extremely homosexual person. Popularly abbreviated to bufty.

'You are such a bufty florence'

Guy 1: 'Oh man I was so wasted last night I almost got with a dude'
Guy 2: 'Man you would've been a serious bufty florence.'

'OI, BUFTY FLORENCE'

by ccmckenzie February 5, 2010

fresh frozen

Its like when the food is called fresh but like Gordon be like nah its not its frozen

Almost every food on Kitchen nightmares: Fresh Frozen

by iispendtomuchtxmeonnetflix September 30, 2020

frozen dick

A penis that won’t shrink back to normal size after an erection

You still have that boner? You have a frozen dick!

by Minecraft1238 February 12, 2019

frozen shoulder

The next step up from a cold shoulder, to totally and entirelly blow someone off.

I tried talking to her but she gave me the frozen shoulder.
On the drive home he gave me the frozen shoulder because i wouldn't buy him ice cream.

by Oscairo January 11, 2009