I just want to find 11,780 votes

When a failure of a fake president gets caught trying to steal an election after accusing everyone of rigging the election against him.

Trump fan- Democratz are tryna steal diz elecshun!
Logical person- Haven't you heard the leaked audio tape? "‘I just want to find 11,780 votes’" President Trump
Trump fan- boy, datz fake news I tell ya!
Logical person- *Plays audio*
Trump fan- *crickets*

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing January 5, 2021

find the pooh

a ruthless game played by uni students in savage new zealand universities where one will proceed to take a pooh somewhere in anothers house, room, flat etc. the pooh should be strategically placed so that it is nearly impossible to find and will stink for ages.

was playing find the pooh with bevin the other day and i popped a squat in a hole in his mattress and he thought he shat himself since! still hasnt found it! i win!

by bevin loves boggles May 29, 2007

Findlay Guido

A guido from the city of findlay, ohio.
can often be found part taking in various gay guido activities such as dancing and kissing men

Jeff is such a findlay guido....

by The City of Findlay November 2, 2009

Findian

Findian - A person who has a fijian mom or dad, and an indian mom or dad,

Fijian indian

I don't know if he's indian or fijian, oh, he might be a findian.

by Fatfat boi February 22, 2019

Findawg

A infiniti vehicle between the years 2003-2016 that is usually driven by people the age of 16-30.
The vehicles are priced between 5k-10k. Usually wrapped, lifted on wheels, wrecked or just tinted out on stock wheels painted black.

Man the interstate is full of folks in findawgs today.

by Tron don February 24, 2021

i need to find my backpack

code for "i need to take a crap". it's the new #2, essentially.

based off in a popular sitcom when a boy was trying to lie to his friends saying he was looking for backpack while he was really taking a poo

Guy 1: "Dude, you look uncomfortable."
Guy 2: "Yeah, we need to go home real quick."
Girls: "Why?"
Guy 2: "I need to find my backpack."
Guy 1: "Ohh... yeah, let's go."
Girls: "Now?"

by WallyDetroit March 30, 2009

Hide and Go find

A Game invented where one or more people go and hide, whilst the others try and find them.

Maz- Let's play hide and go find!
Paul- Fuck off!
Dan- Go Die!
Nathan- Put underneath true story
Nathan- Stroyyyyy
(Laughter)
--TRUE STORY--

by maz_thisguy January 20, 2014