flex stop

When you cross your legs and flex your butt muscles together to hold a dump in because your anal sphincter isn't strong enough.

Dude I had a close call this morning. I broke into a shuffle on the way to the bathroom and had to pause half way to do a flex stop.

by hilarioyo September 28, 2013

flex a grumpy

To take a shit outdoors

That burrito is kicking in. I'm fit to flex a grumpy.

by agroman2012 October 11, 2011

Flex jr

Altough flex is 5.09 he is a fat fuck that only eats chocolate. His father is the sexiest man you will ever meet and is a fine piece of meat. Flex only like men (eoin). Women go after him to get with his father.

Eoin is my only man defines Flex jr

by Rians father 035 April 12, 2023

hacienda flex

You already know what’s next

It’s the hacienda flex

-when you flex real big on that hacienda

-so much

“You see that hacienda flex??? Ohhhh shit! You know what’s next!!!l

by Onion Federal February 5, 2023

Future Flex

The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.

"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."

"It's a future flex nobody wanted."

by Fcking_Chuck May 20, 2022

Flex on Gex

The act of flexing on Gex. May be used to refer to flexing on Gex himself, or applied more broadly to any situation.

I’m gonna Flex on Gex so hard tonight, Jackman’s gonna have to transport me in the ambulance.

by Fagbag jackson December 20, 2021

Pc flex

We all know one guy that is sick flexing w his pc and set up. He is most probably Filip or Max. Besides they flex they are crying everyday and thinking to kill their selves.

Filip: eyo look at my pc just got new motherboard.
Everyone: just shut the fuck up when will u stop pc flex on us!

by BabaroG January 25, 2021